Grandma and Grandpa Newton in Yellowstone 2005

Church Bulletin Bloopers

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

The sermon this morning: Jesus walks on water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus

Barbara C. remains in the hospital and is having trouble sleeping. She requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

The 'over 60's choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church

A missionary from Africa is speaking at the Calvary Memorial Church in Racine.
Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: "come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa"

On Sunday we went to Grandpa Branch's house in Ogden. About a mile from their house is this field with an old shack, windmill, waterwheel house, fences and bridge. We took some pictures there and this is a few of Kyle.

THIS SOUNDS JUST LIKE KEN AND I

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

About Camille and Matt:
Camille and Matt met in September of 2007 at SUU in Cedar City. From the first day they have not been apart for more than a couple of days. This will all change this summer because Matt will be going to Alaska to work. I really don't know what either one of them will do without each other. To make things worse they will be getting married 5 days after he comes back home in August. How you might say, will they plan a wedding so far apart? I'm sure it will all work out.
They will be getting married in the Manti Temple on Aug 8, 08. Matt is a small town hick from Spring City, Ut! (I can tease him because he makes fun of the "city" folks) However he seems to be all right! When they get married they will live in Cedar City for about another year while Matt graduates. He is going to be a professor of Anatomy at a University. He is very smart. Camille will still take classes next year, but I don't think she will still go into the pharmacy field. After about a year, they will move to either Logan, Provo or Salt Lake (I put SLC so it could be an option) to get his masters degree. I don't know what I am going to do with my only daughter living so far away from home. I am so used to all my kids living close to us. We are very close as a family and always are together doing things. With them living so far away they won't be able to participate in some of those events.
We are very happy that Camille found Matt. He is a great guy and I'm sure they will have a happy life together.

............Camille and Matt going to be married on 8/8/08.........

Kyler and Kayden

We are the Branch family. Ken and Sandy got married and had 3 children. Tyson, is 23 and married to a wonderful girl who is now our daughter. They have 2 boys. Kyler who is 6 years old. He was Sheryl's son, but Tyson adopted him in 2007 so now he is both of their son. They had another son in Nov of 2007, Kayden. He is a sweet little (big) boy who smiles all the time. He has been a new joy to our family. Camille is 20 years old. She is currently going to SUU and studying to be a pharmasist. She met a sweet guy, Matt and fell in love. Now they are engaged and will be married on 8/8/08. Kyle is 15 years old. He is a sophmore at Copper Hills HS. He is taking very hard classes so that he can get his associates degree by the time he graduates, but he is smart and he can handle it. Oh ya, we have 3 cats, Angel, Allie and Whiskers. They are part of our family also. Don't let Ken full you, he loves them too!